School is back–and so are all the social ambiguities that come with it. Have no fear, young scholars, as Howcast has a video playlist that is sure to help you navigate some of the more bewildering aspects of your school’s social scene.

For you gals out there who crave popularity (but also have a moral compass) How To Become More Popular Without Turning Mean and How To Neutralize Mean Girls will show the path to status without turning you into a total… well, you get the idea. But if you want to forgo tact, we’ve got you covered, too. How To Start a Rumor will spread any legendary tales that you can dream up. If you’re on the short end of that stick, we have your retaliatory videos, too. Click on How To Cope with Being Teased for some ideas.

Need a back-to-school look? Checking out How To Accessorize Your School Uniform, How To Be Goth, and How To Be A Punk should get your started with some tips, whether you’re want to spice up your current look or surprise everyone with a radical transformation.

Check out the entire playlist and let Howcast school ya!